My mother said to me, "If you are a soldier, you will become a general. If you are a monk, you will become the Pope." Instead, I was a painter, and became Picasso."
Pablo Picasso.
A good sermon should be like a woman's skirt: short enough to arouse interest but long enough to cover the essentials."
Ronald Knox.
I have never let my schooling interfere with my education.
Mark Twain
Talk to the hand.
Arnold Schwartzenegger
Birds of the same feather are the same birds.
Author Unknown
The finest clothing made is a person's skin, but, of course, society demands something more than this.
~Mark Twain
If men can run the world, why can't they stop wearing neckties? How intelligent is it to start the day by tying a little noose around your neck?
~Linda Ellerbee
Women usually love what they buy, yet hate two-thirds of what is in their closets.
~Mignon McLaughlin, The Neurotic's Notebook, 1960
Clothes make the man. Naked people have little or no influence on society. ~Mark Twain
God made rainy days so gardeners could get the housework done.
~Author Unknown
When weeding, the best way to make sure you are removing a weed and not a valuable plant is to pull on it. If it comes out of the ground easily, it is a valuable plant.
~Author Unknown
Any man who can drive safely while kissing a pretty girl is simply not giving the kiss the attention it deserves.
~Albert Einstein
The shortest distance between two points is under construction. ~Noelie Altito
I love being married. It's so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life.
~Rita Rudner
Success in marriage does not come merely through finding the right mate, but through being the right mate.
~Barnett R. Brickner
A dress that zips up the back will bring a husband and wife together.
~James H. Boren
I think a photography class should be a requirement in all educational programs because it makes you see the world rather than just look at it.
~Author Unknown
Perishability in a photograph is important in a picture. If a photograph looks perishable we say, "Gee, I'm glad I have that moment."
~John Loengard, "Pictures Under Discussion"
I have to exercise in the morning before my brain figures out what I'm doing. ~Marsha Doble
Those who think they have not time for bodily exercise will sooner or later have to find time for illness.
~Edward Stanley